potterandrelativefandomsinspace:
You’re a sissy, a twat, a girl!starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:
thisisthefunctionofarubberduck:
We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.
We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..
We’re just about as different as anyone can be
YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…
You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell…
Pushing people in is fun as well…
I like folding all my ties…
And you have no friends- hey! That’s a surprise.
I guess it’s plain to see, when you look at you and me. We’re different, different as can be.
I’m the darkest of looords!
I’m the brightest professor here - I’ve won several awards!
(Source: 30secondstopigfarts)
I’ve had the biggest crush on my best friend for ages. Yesterday, another friend asked me if I liked him AND I COULDN’T FUCKING SAY NO. I JUST COULDN’T. We had a conversation (almost intelligent!) and I told him that my best friend was too awesome to date a girl like me and all that stuff. AND HE TOLD HIM. EVERYTHING. Since then, I haven’t eaten properly, I feel like I’m gonna puke at any time, I’m fucking nervous, I haven’t been able to sleep (ME!) and God, just thinking that I have to see him tomorrow like nothing happened, fuck, HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Seriously. I don’t have butterflies in my stomach I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING BASILISK INSIDE OF ME.

roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(Source: mrcraabs)
I had a moment when I first got on Supernatural when I was like, omg, people are paying attention to me and I have fans, maybe I should cultivate an image and like try to seem really cool. I had this sort of moment of being commercially self conscious, and it took me maybe a month to realize, no, this is just not fucking who I am and I don’t wanna behave that way and I’m not gonna do that. And then I started being like, here, here’s a picture of me in drag, fuck it – which is, by the way, so much more liberating and relaxing. […] Everything that comes out of your mouth sucks if you’re trying to say the right thing, so I very quickly learned that I needed to not try to say the right thing and just be myself, and I’d be happier and better adjusted.
(Source: teamgratuitouspain)
On May 31st
So, as some of you may know, a rather silly campaign designed to spread negativity about Misha Collins has been created on twitter and is due to take place tomorrow, May 31st. The perpetrators have been trying to encourage people to send hateful messages to Misha and even try to ‘get him fired’. While this campaign is doomed to fail, we still don’t want Misha to see any of the hate it may create. So instead, let’s flood him with love.
Tomorrow, May 31st, will be We Love Misha Collins Day. We are using the tag#welovemishacollins, so let’s put our twitters to good use and get it trending. Put it in any and every tweet, on- or off-topic, profound or trivial. Also, don’t forget to send beautiful 140 character-short messages to @mishacollins and, if you like, express how much we love and appreciate him on Supernatural to the @cw_network.
Finally, we really want to make this more of a celebration than a counter-movement, so go ahead and fill tumblr with Misha-related graphics, gifs, art, poetry, kale embroidery, whatever your preferred creative outlet may be. We’ll be keeping a track of the #welovemishacollins tag on Tumblr and reblogging everyone’s contributions.
Let’s have some fun and show people how much we love Misha, shall we?
aw i love misha so much. i honestly can’t even understand how anyone could ever dislike him in anyway.